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August 12, 2005

What I would have said yesterday, if I hadn't been holding out for 20 comments

THANK GOD I have those twenty comments. I tell you, I was going to burst. You'd have had gooey Andrea bits all over your monitor. Not pretty.

Here is what is pretty: Frances.

Yes, well, you knew that.

But barely have I had time to get used to her plaintively crying "hug!" with outstretched arms whenever she wanted a cuddle, when this morning she gripped my shoulders tightly when I took her out of her crib and said, "BIG hug!"

"Are we having a big hug, Frances?"

"BIG hug!"

It was, too. A big, wonderful hug. It made up for having overslept by thirty minutes.

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Last night I was holding Frances while she drank her pre-bed milk bottle and we watched Little Bear. She wriggled and writhed and twisted to be let down--"No, Frances," I said. "We sit to drink milk bottles."

But she is very wriggly and writhy and so, near the end of her milk bottle, I gave in (bad mothering, I know). "All right all right all right," I said. "Down you go."

Toddling off to the ottomon, she called behind her, "Awight awight awight!"

I believe we have entered the mimicry stage.

Also heard over the last few days: "Ohboyohboyohboy!" and "ohmyohmyohmy!"

I think you are about to see an inappropriate and totally uncalled for outburst of colourful language here on Beanie Baby as I make a heroic effort to eliminate the words "fuck," "damn" and "hell" from my vocabulary when Frances is around. They've got to go somewhere, you know. I can see already that Frances will be the World's Smallest Person Who Says Fuck Properly in a Sentence.

Can you imagine? Two feet three inches tall, possibly sixteen pounds, in line at the grocery store: "FUCK!"

I don't need that.

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Wednesday morning (you see, I really have been saving up), Frances was a big snugglebunny. Some snugglebunniness is normal for her--BIG hugs are her preferred method of locomotion before daycare. Wednesday was extra special even by her standards. She wanted only hugs, nothing but hugs, and only hugs from mama would do. If Erik held her, she would cry. If we put her in her chair for breakfast, she would cry. So she ate breakfast on my lap and I developed a method of diaper changing and baby dressing that involved almost no down time.

Pretty neat, eh?

I know, I'm a suck.

She was so snugglebunnyish on Wednesday that whenever she saw Erik she would wave at him and say "bye bye!" clearly preferring to stay at home with mama. Not that mama was staying home, but this thought was just too much to bear. "Bye bye!" she'd wave, and we'd laugh and wonder how we were going to get her out of the house.

In the end, it involved tears. We put on her shoes and Erik took her most unwilling from my arms and my last glimpse Wednesday morning of my little girl was a red face, two teary eyes and quivering lips.

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AND (I told you I was going to burst) we now have a newish bedtime routine.

Old bedtime routine: Bottle while watching a kids' show. Pajamas. Tooth brushing. Good night hug with mama. Then chair time with daddy to say goodnight to the happy bee, and the duck on the ceiling, and read a bedtime story. Crib. Twenty minutes of babbling and griping. Sleep.

New bedtime routine: Bottle while watching kids' show. Pajamas. Tooth brushing. Good night hug with mama. Then chair time with daddy--but wait! Mama's leaving! Noooo, this cannot be! Stretch arms out for hug when she reaches the door, watch mama crumble and come back to the chair. Big family hug time, one happy grinning little baby. Mama drags herself away with many kisses and squidges. Noooooo! Hold arms out again! Mama bravely resists, mostly by holding her hands over her eyes, and now it's time to say goodnight to the happy bee, the duck on the ceiling, and have the bedtime story. Crib. Twenty minutes of babbling and griping. Sleep.

This girl loves hugs.

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Last but not least: The toe-kissies, our newest game.

Mama: Can I kiss your toes, Frances?

(Frances grins wickedly and puts her feet out near mama's lips)

(Mama purses her lips and makes kissy noises and tries to kiss her toes)

(Frances waves her foot about, making mama chase her foot with the kissy noises, while cackling loudly)

(At last Mama makes toe contact!)

(Frances nearly dies in a fit of laughing so intesnse she is breathless and red-faced)

Mama: What great toes!

Frances: (giggles)

She likes kisses, too.


Posted by Andrea at August 12, 2005 7:55 AM under Beanie Baby Brags

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That is so sweet!

Posted by: Casey at August 12, 2005 9:00 AM

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Wow! She is just jam-packed with sweetness, isn't she? And she has seriously got a case of the cutes.

How is it that I can adore a girl I never met?

Posted by: liz at August 12, 2005 9:44 AM

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I so love this child. And regarding the language, I was totally BLOWN away when, at 17 months, Older Daughter explained to me, when I questioned her stopping short in front of me as we entered the house, "I have to pick up the FUCKING mail, don't I Mama?" Yikes.
Like Liz, I wonder how I could love Frances so much without ever meeting her.

Posted by: yankee transplant at August 12, 2005 9:59 AM

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How is it that you do not expire of cuteness each day? Frances is SO. CUTE!

LOL, Yankee Transplant! I can just picture it.

We are so headed down the less-than-16-pound, profanity-smeared path here, too. I'm thinking of adopting a skate-punk mama persona, as a cover.

Posted by: Phantom Scribbler at August 12, 2005 10:50 AM

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lol! I could just picture it...cute little innocent Frances proclaiming "Fuck!" when you drop an apple by mistake in the produce aisle. ;)

I am also amazed that you don't perish of cuteness overload. She's such a little gem. :)

Posted by: Tanya at August 12, 2005 10:56 AM

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I do perish of cuteness overload. Nightly. Must be why I'm so tired....

Posted by: Andrea at August 12, 2005 10:59 AM

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She's just a darling. And she may shout stuff out, but you can play it off. I certainly do when my daughter used to loudly shout out things about her girly bits in public.

Posted by: Running2Ks at August 12, 2005 11:06 AM

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Good luck with restraining yourself. Two years later and I'm still as pottymouthed as ever, doggammit. We've only had a few instances, most notably "Close the damn door, please" quite a few months ago, and more recently the tendency to say "Freakin'" this, that or the other thing, which is really not nearly as cute as I thought it would be.

xo Dani

Posted by: Danigirl at August 12, 2005 1:33 PM

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Ah, Frances cuteness. I am shocked you could contain yourself this long!

I'm not sure that cutting out the swearing will be so terribly helpful. It seems that a large segment of the kiddie population mispronounces "frog" in a delightfully raunchy fashion. So, you know, you'll still get the grocery line experience whether you're blameless or not.

Posted by: moreena at August 12, 2005 11:40 PM

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Hi, Andrea! I just started visiting your blog -- I was sent over from APL or Liz, or Phantom -- one of those guys, at any rate.

I have to say that Frances sounds like a laugh riot. I know what you mean about the inappropriate swearing -- our household had to make a concerted effort to try and back off on the blue, too. (It didn't quite take, but that's another story...)

Just wanted to pop in and say that I've been reading through your space, and I really have enjoyed reading your blog.

Posted by: KLee at August 13, 2005 9:41 PM

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KLee--thanks! And welcome.

Moreena--Greeeeeat.

Posted by: Andrea at August 14, 2005 6:57 AM

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Go Berserk




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