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October 6, 2006 PINK!
How does it happen? Is it contagious? If it's viral, how does it afflict only girls? What is the method of transmission?* Yes, you've guessed it: Frances has come down with a bad case of Pinksis. This dread illness is characterized by frequent and insistent dressing in a single colour, consistent preferences of toys in the same shade and random exclamations of "Pink!" Symptom 1: Frances has a number of toy food items as part of her toy kitchen set, including two pretend ice-cream cones, a vanilla and a strawberry. During any play session involving the ice-cream cones, Frances must hold the strawberry one. Ditto for the pretend donuts, one strawberry and one chocolate. Symptom 2: Yesterday, Frances's mother was overwhelmed by the sudden need to view online depictions of little girl holiday clothing. The rationalization was the upcoming intensive schedule of frequent holiday and birthday-related gatherings, at which photographs will need to be taken. (Please note: This may or may not be related to the subject's involvement in a viral hobby known as "scrapbooking.") Photographs taken at holiday gatherings necessitate holiday clothing that is neither red nor green, or the photographic subject will blend into the background (this is especially true for Santa photos). Fortunately for the subject, there were many online depictions of little girl holiday clothing to be found, and Frances was brought in to voice an opinion. "Would you like a skirt, or a dress?" "A dress!" "Maybe some nice pants?" "No! A dress." "OK. Which dress would you like?" "That one!" A small finger jabbed into the laptop screen, causing it to waver. "The ... the pink one?" "Yeah!" "You don't like the blue one?" "No." The mother was visibly deflated, as blue brings out the colour of Frances's amazing eyes. Symptom 3: Andrea: So I told Frances were were going to go shopping for party clothes and shoes this weekend. Frances: Yeah! Erik: Oh? That sounds ... fun. Andrea: What did you want to get, Frances? Frances: A pink dress. Andrea: Do you want a purple dress? Frances: No. Andrea: How about a blue dress? Frances: No. Andrea: An orange dress? Maybe a yellow dress? Frances: No! NO! Andrea: Well, what colour of dress do you want, then? Frances: PINK. Andrea: And the party shoes? What about them? Frances: PINK! It's clearly a severe case of Pinksis. Sadly, there is no known cure for Pinksis; only time will resolve it. (Confession: I am really looking forward to our shopping trip. It will be the first time Mummy and Frances go shopping together where Frances has definite opinions about what she wants, but where she is still small enough to be easily overwhelmed should she ask for, say, a padded bra. And, because it's all for Frances, Mummy will have fun too. Also, I find her insistence on PINK for everything adorable and mostly harmless.) ~~~~~ * Several reports (McDowell, 2005 & McDowell, 2004) suspect that the method of transmission in cases of severe Pinksis might be well-meaning relatives with a mild case who, unable to resist the siren call of cute pink clothing for tiny girls, stack the wardrobe against them. Posted by Andrea at October 6, 2006 11:50 AM under Beanie Baby Brags EMAIL this entry (comments fields are below this section) Comments If it helps at all, PB LOVES pink, too! In a very masculine way, of course! ;-) Or should I say, in a very gender-neutral way? Hehehehehee Posted by: Karyn at October 6, 2006 12:38 PM
Bwahahahahahahaha! There is no escape! I hear this every.frickin.day: "I neet a wear PINK panst! Neet a wear PINK dirsh! Neet a wear PINK socks! Not whites! Pinks! PINKS!" Posted by: Casey at October 6, 2006 12:40 PM
Karyn, excellent! Equal opportunity pinksis infection! Casey, LOL. At least so far I only hear it in reference to prospective clothing. She will still wear blue jeans. Posted by: Andrea at October 6, 2006 1:05 PM
"Also, I find her insistence on PINK for everything adorable and mostly harmless." Exactly! The Pie wears pink A LOT, though the blame for this lies squarely with her mother at this point. But she also plays with trains (I just picked up a great train-related board book for her at the library), kicks a ball, and wields a mean power drill. Basically, she does whatever she wants and wears whatever I want (for now). Posted by: bubandpie at October 6, 2006 1:28 PM
LOL! Yep, it hits out of the blue! For us, it started right after Char switched from her home daycare (where she was one of only 2 girls) to a center-based program that was mostly girls and a few boys. Suddenly, she was all about PINK. I remember her sitting with the Lands End catalog on her lap last spring, pointed at every single PINK garment, calling out, "I want THIS one, and THIS one.... Worse yet, with the PINK virus, the next thing that happens is the DISNEY PRINCESS fungus: "Mamma! It's the Dancing Pwincesses! I want the DANCING PWINCESSES!" Big brother, before he went to preschool and fell under the influence of Peer Pressure, once told me he LOVED pink. Not htat he called it pink. "I want the LIGHT RED plate, Mamma. I like the LIGHT RED shirt..." Posted by: Sara at October 6, 2006 1:38 PM
It seems to mostly happen to girls, too - although I've seen a boy or two come down with it. Posted by: chasmyn at October 6, 2006 3:10 PM
I posted on something similar once (I overheard a little girl being chastised for wanting a "boy's" blue bike). I hope my kids-to-be won't be attracted to certain "gender-prone" colours. I certainly won't encourage that. Although, I hear pink is the colour for unconditional love, so it could be a good thing if you look at it that way. :) Posted by: Kristina at October 6, 2006 4:45 PM
I love pink, but pink clashes with red! Maybe she'll go blue when she hits her teens. Posted by: ~Macarena~ at October 6, 2006 5:56 PM
This is wearing an older brother helps out a bit. I'm sure Frances looks just as gorgeous in pink as she does in any other color! Posted by: Amy at October 6, 2006 6:46 PM
I'm hate to break it to you but. . . IT NEVER TOTALLY GOES AWAY. And I wasn't even a girly girl. Posted by: snafooey at October 6, 2006 11:31 PM
Muffin Man has it, too. I had to "edit" the Land's End catalog when we were buying sandals for him this summer, 'cause if he'd seen the pink sandals, he wouldn't have been content with the day-glo orange ones. And, while I am perfectly fine with him wearing pink, there are certain other people in this house who are NOT. Those people may or may not have said, "If we were still living in NYC, and it were the '80's, then he could wear pink." Posted by: liz at October 7, 2006 8:45 PM
Yes, Pink is Contagious! My daughter loves Pink! I must admit I do too! Hee hee. We bought her a lovely Holiday Designer Dress and Flowers by Zoe outfits for Fall. Pink looks great with black, and, I found it is a "hip" trend with girls this season! We are infected with the Pinks! Posted by: Libby at October 9, 2006 8:55 AM
Little known fact: pink is subversive, pink is adopted by those rage against the machine, pink is sometimes even worn by people who are truly comfortable in their own skin. I'm no Barbie girl, but Pink is my favourite colour. (Okay, red too, but pink ranks right up there.) p.s. I would love a pair of pink combat boots. Posted by: andrea from the fishbowl at October 9, 2006 9:54 PM
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